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I’m trusting a whole lot of people not to randomly murder me throughout the day.
I`d rather be in a relationship where no one wears the pants.
Tomorrow the world shall be ours! Until then, good night my evil minions!!
When I arrive at work, how long can I spend screaming in my car before it becomes weird?
Good thing all the `Five and Ten` stores closed... They were nickle and diming us to death.
Like medicine, some people should only be allowed to talk in doses. Like 30 sentences three times a day.
I`m as conflicted as a strip club addict with a glitter allergy.
You know its a bad day when your fat pants are tight :(
If you love something, set it free. Maybe not sharks though. Or bees. Viruses. Lots of stuff really. Look, the point is don’t love anything.
I will be back in 5 minutes, if I am not then please read this again! :D
I`m not leaving here without some kind of balloon.
Saying "think outside the box" is a pretty inside the box suggestion.
How can society expect me to be a mature productive member of it I don`t even know if it`s spelled gray or grey
just spilled alphabet soup on my keyboard. I`m so confused
Why do we call it the Sun instead of a space heater?