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Men look at boobs for the same reason women look at puppies in cages. We just want to set them free and play with them.
If I cover my phone at work with Preparation H, would it filter out the `pains in the butts` from calling?
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"I don`t know why people dislike jury duty. I think being able to play god with others` lives sounds fun!" - How I got out of jury duty
Roman Numerals...what are they good IV?
The Internet makes things so convenient. Before it existed, if you wanted to order a DVD online, you had to invent the Internet.
I have this talent of getting tired without doing nothing.
I had cheese, but no crackers ... I was cracka-lackin
When I said I missed you, I meant with a hammer.
My friends says that I spend too much time talking to random people online. What do you guys think?
Facebook should just change it`s name to "People You May Want to Avoid."
Girls are like parking spots all the good ones are taken and the rest are to far away
For over 20 years, I thought Bon Jovi gave love a Band-Aid
I thought eyelashes were meant to keep stuff out of your eye but half the time there is anything in my eye its an eyelash!
When I bang my toe against something it`s like I pressed a button that plays all the curse words I know