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I inboxed a girl on Facebook and she never replied. I guess you could say we`re `seen` each other.
Be careful, there is also plenty of mentally unstable fish in the sea.
My worst fear is seeing one of my statuses marked as "exhibit A"
I just had a moment of clarity. Glad that`s over with.
The only real difference between my 20s and my 30s is that now I make all my bad decisions before midnight.
There are too many people who could ruin my life by posting a screenshot of a text conversation we’ve had.
There are no limits to what you can accomplish when you’re supposed to be doing something else.
You know its a bad day when your fat pants are tight :(
If cats could talk, they`d probably always be correcting your grammar.
No one ever reads the rules of Monopoly unless an argument breaks out.
Sorry for nicking your car with my door, but you didn`t leave much room. It`s small, but I circled it with my key so you could find it.
“Hey baby, do you smell that?” “No.” “Me neither, start cooking.”
90% of adulthood is just deleting emails.
I don’t need your attitude. The voices in my head are enough
I dont have awkward moments I have "special" moments.e.g That "special" moment when my "special" ex learns that karma exist..