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Yes, your opinion matters ... But not to me.
Finger Prints on Super Bowl Trophy to be used in dozens of criminal investigations
Some people are training as complainers like it is a competitive sport
Ever wonder if the McDonalds logo is the letter "m" or just an image of your butt cheeks it will cause?
Today is National Take Your Flask To Work Day. I just made it up. Tell the others.
I`d offer moral support, but I have questionable morals.
What`s worse to have stuck in your head; a knife or All About That Bass?
I hate it when Hippos fall on me when walking home from school... :D
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomachs.
If I had three wishes, I`d use one for boobs. Because I`m pretty sure I could get everything else that I wanted if I had boobs.
Just watched (insert title of horror movie) and it wasn`t scary at all. The crap in my pants is a pure coincidence.
Lessons learned from last night: There is no such thing as a goalie in darts
Put your gossiping skills to the test, go write a novel...
I`m glad that we as humans settled on the hand shake as a greeting instead of the whole ass sniffing thing.
Friends that are with you during your darkest times probably didn’t pay their electric bill either.