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ah Saturday, where it`s socially acceptable to drink in the morning. ;)
When I`m home alone, every noise I hear is a serial killer
Welcome to journalism, where everything is made up, and the sources don`t matter.
Ill be in my office giving co-workers the silent treatment ..by sending them blank emails.
Sometimes I wish I was full of pizza instead of emotions.
What`s the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller" ?
Just took an inventory of my body and it appears to be overstocked in all the wrong places.
I am going to write a book about A.D.D., because .. I love fishing. -LOL
I dont mind if you call me Crazy, but dont you dare call me stupid. Because to be this crazy some intelligence is definitely required.
If you don`t know me by now....I`m a really good stalker.
In the interest of improving the workplace, my company has put up signs that say: CAUTION. OPEN DOORS SLOWLY ... My best time so far is 7 min.
Thanks to the presence of fools, wise people stand out.
Browsing the internet when bored is like the virtual version of checking the refrigerator...
I got rid of all the bad influence people in my life and now I`m bored.
I Just bought a Ken doll. I don`t know what everyone`s talking about, you can`t read books on this thing