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This is just a quick shout-out to bread bowls, waffle cones and other edible containers. You guys are doing a great job.
Idk what was worse, the fact that my girlfriend text me saying “sorry breaking up with you” or that a minute later she text me back “sorry wrong number.”
People say "Happy Thanksgiving" which is nice, but then they ruin it by saying "Don`t eat too much". Do they want me to have a Happy Thanksgiving or not?
It was awkward when she said, "And yet your feet are so big."
Making a woman laugh is one of the keys to winning her heart, unless she’s laughing at your junk.
You know what’s more annoying than cops? People who buy old refurbished cop cars and keep the spotlight attached. We all hate you.
If women really knew what men think, there would be restraining orders on all men.
Excessive consumption of alcohol seems like a good idea.
You know what would make my cubicle super cute? Fire.
The world would be a better place if we all got along like the "Price is Right" audience.
I just keep telling myself you guys don`t have sex either.
When women say “It’s not what’s on the outside, it’s what’s on the inside that counts”, we all know they are talking about a Man’s wallets.
I`ve upped my driving skills, no go Up yours!
If he only wants you for your breasts, legs, and thighs; Send him to KFC by SIMO
I swear I can hear Google sigh every time I start typing in their search bar.