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Spread happiness by smiling at a stranger today...or flash them your boobs. Strangers love boobs!
I do whatever the little voices tell me to do.
I`ve eaten enough chinese food in my day that my fortune cookies have started to contradict one another
There’s nothing better than a nap after a good nights sleep.
#Redskins QB Robert Griffin III back after surgery to reconstruct the ACL and repair the LCL in his right knee. He`s now RG 3.2
I maybe wrong but I doubt it.
Ironically the only way I`d watch the 50 Shades of Grey movie is if you tied me to a chair and forced me to.
The iPhone 5S: Because the NSA wants your thumbprint now too.
I hear boomerangs are making a comeback.
I guess at a job interview "firing you" is not an acceptable answer when asked where I see myself in a few years.
I love when people dig their own grave. It saves me so much time.
I`m under the weather today, also so is everyone else, that`s how weather works.
FANNNN...DANNNNN....GOOOOO. Breathe The A`s.
For the past 3 years I have been planning to write an article on Procrastination!!!
Sweating is for people who do stuff.