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Life is harder for the beautiful people. I’m sorry you’ll never know.
Did anyone hear the one about the cross dresser? The happiest day in his life was when he finally got into his girlfriend`s pants.
I hate it when I`m in a crowded elevator and yell out "GROUP HUG!" and people look at me all weird and stuff.. Making friends is hard.
The lyrics for "hush little baby" are basically saying "I will buy you anything if you just shut the hell up"
A hard thing about business is minding your own
You guys remember back before Google when we would just sit around and wonder about sh!t ...?
When one door opens & another one closes, your fricking house is HAUNTED!
“I saw that.” -Karma
"It`s not you, it`s me." -Twins looking at some family photos.
I knew we would be the best of friends when you said drinks are on you
Men also have feelings. For example, we can feel hungry
Your shirt might say UFC but your body says KFC
Mini M&M`s - for when you just can`t finish an entire M&M
Ways to Win my Heart: Buy me Beer Bring me Beer Be Beer.