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Ambulance is spelled backwards on the front so when you look in your rearview mirror you don`t confuse it with the other giant siren cubes.
Just dropped part of a cookie into my printer, so I hit "copy"
I noticed you stopped taking your meds. Can I have them?
I should run for political office just to see what kind of scandalous dirt they dig up. It would be nice to piece together my twenties.
I’m at Code 5 today. I don’t know. It’s something this lady in the coffee shop said and I liked it. So now I’m using it, too.
So far I`m 0 for 276 for walking around the block in hopes of finding a bag of money on the side of the road.
If I wasn`t supposed to have vodka for breakfast they shouldn`t have made it taste so good with orange juice.
I`m getting sick of these porn sites listing my videos as "amateur".
Before Google, I averaged 220 Snapple bottles before I found the answer.
Walking past a new employee`s desk & yelling, "Do you think it`s a good idea to be surfing porn on your first day?" will never get old.
Yes I admit I am a freak. Now, grab some whip cream, some feathers, handcuffs, blindfold, a whip and follow me into the kitchen.
Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says "I think we got this joke wrong."
Still haven`t cashed in my winning megamillions ticket...scared the $6 will make my friends treat me different.
If you can`t handle your alcohol I would gladly help you out
Everyone loved Jack-in-the-box as kids. Now I`m older, I like mine in the bottle