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Sometimes, numbers are the only thing you can truely count on.
Remember, You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever.
I just lifted a couch to retrieve a Skittle that fell underneath it, so I get you Moms that lift cars to rescue children, I get you.
I wanna steal a Krispy Kreme truck and go on a high speed chase just because it`d be funny to watch a bunch of cops chase a donut truck
How do they even grow boneless chicken`s?
With all the technology available now, you’d think they’d have found a way to grow apples without those little stickers.
Why is it that whenever I have to turn around in a strange driveway, I feel like they`re gonna come running out with pitchforks and torches?
The wet spot in my bed is tears
Well after 6 months of my girlfriend nagging, I finally did it, I lost 120lbs ... I`m sure gonna miss her.
Life Tip: Hang out with people who make you forget to look at your phone.
Deep down, we`re all that one lady in 7-11 with her bathrobe on.
A cop just pulled me over and said papers - so I said scissors, I win and drove off.
It`s been an exhausting day of pretending I`m a pleasant person.
I don`t get my neighbor. tells me to make my self at home but then gets pissed off when they come into the kitchen and I`m in my underwear making a sandwich.
Wonders why there´s an ice cream truck for kids but not a frozen Margaurita truck for adults?