Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
Jimmy is short for James? This is where I think English is stupid. They have the same number of letters. Do they even know what short means?
what does bgif mean on a friday night ? ... boobs go in front
I can totally relate to cranky elderly people. I mean you can only be nice for so long!
Hmmmm what should I buy myself for Valentines day.
Why did you have to take a half naked picture in front of a full length mirror to show off your new haircut?
This weekends forecast shows a 0% chance of cooking or cleaning, with a good chance of laying around in my pajamas.
I feel like landlords who don’t allow dogs but DO allow children, don’t know very much about children.
I don’t know what it is but, it’s on sale.
i just peed so hard that I laughed a little bit
I have heard of women that aren`t crazy, but I`ve also heard of Unicorns.
My p@nis was in the Guiness Book of Records. Untill the librarian kicked me out
Volleyball = A more intense version of don`t let the balloon hit the floor.
Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
Twitter is proof that people should not be allowed to name themselves.
Facebook is the reason why my work is not done.