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Hello 911? Do you think i`m pretty?
If running away from my problems counts as exercise then yes, I work out a lot.
Everyday Iām shoveling. ā Winter 2014
Yesterday was international ninja day and I didn`t even know. Well played ninja day, well played.
exactly how long is a cotton picking minute.
Before Google, I averaged 220 Snapple bottles before I found the answer.
Thought for the day : Why was the cat in the bag in the first place?
You better not pout, you better not cry, you better not shout I`m telling you why...we have our own problems and nobody cares about yours.
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
Smile. Your enemies hate it.
They act like technology is ruining childhood, but back in the day, kids were so bored they would turn their eyelids inside out for fun.
auto-correct has got to be my worst enema.
I don`t need an excuse to drink, but thank you for giving me one.
Note to Self: Wearing headphones do not make my farts silent.
Keep your friends close and your unattractive enemies closer so you look better by comparison in pictures.