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Spiders are the only web developers that are happy to find bugs.
Not sure if my dog is barking for no reason or I’m about to be murdered.
At least clean up the bathroom before taking your profile picture.
I have no problem giving credit when credit is due. But giving payment when payment is due is an entirely different thing.
is spending my children´s inheritance.
I can`t decide what`s more embarrassing - the fact that I still live out of a suitcase, or that I`m a professional ventriloquist dummy.
I bet wrecking ball operators are some of the happiest people in the world.
The trick to successfully backing out of a parking space is to not care what happens to you or anyone else.
How do nudist clean their glasses?
My favorite thing around the holidays is being put into a group message with 200 people reply "Who`s This"
I`m glad that we as humans settled on the hand shake as a greeting instead of the whole ass sniffing thing.
Few people have the balls to admit when they`re wrong. Then again, few people have talking balls.
I don`t want to brag, but I`m single-handedly responsible for 86% of the rules in the Employee Handbook at work.
The problem with money is too much of it belongs to people who aren’t me.
Why can`t things be simple like they use to be? I show you a bug I found, we share a snack pack, and then you`re my girlfriend.