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I propose we change the names of the upper case P and lower case p to "P standing up" and "p sitting down."
Every day is a struggle between wanting to lose weight and wanting to eat my weight in pizza.
I was feeling down...then all of a sudden I felt myself up. Win, win situation! ;)
Sorry, I can`t today ... My sister`s friend`s mother`s grandpa`s brother`s grandson`s cousin`s uncle`s fish died. Yes, it was tragic.
I`ve learned to take life as it comes...straight with no chaser.....
Why is it called cliffhanger and not
"2 weeks with my baby xoxoxo" lol,calm down romeo&juliet.
I have a million dollar idea that I will share with the first million people to send me a dollar.
Blue&Black or White&Gold? Who cares what color the dress is, so long as its balled up on the floor of my bedroom.
Be thankful your GPS doesn`t get PMS: “Fine! Turn whichever way you want! You never listen to me anyway!”
if it has tits or tires sooner or later it will give you problems.
I can eat a piece of pie without a plate or a fork what else should I write on this dating site profile?
If you are not sweating while doing it...then you are doing it wrong.
If you would`ve told me back in 1999 that we`d still be using animated gifs in 2015, I would`ve said "Wow, what a boring conversation"
Is there really a need for constipation medicines and stool softeners in a world where burritos and tacos exist?