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She might be ugly now, but wait a few more drinks.
Pandas are proof that if you have a cute enough outfit no one will call you fat.
I bet anyone who`s had to fight a bear has snuck at least one hug in
That awkward moment when you run into someone and there`s no where to hide
Have you ever woke up pissed at someone because of something they did in your dream?
So how many women out there think men are pigs? Gimme a show of tits!
I just want to read, have a snack, then take a nap. Basically, I just want to be in kindergarten again.
I still believe in love. But I also believe in sasquatch, nessy, and that I could win the lottery. So there`s that....
I hate when I forget my sunglasses and get caught staring at a woman`s boobs for 20 minutes.
Screw love... I`d rather fall in chocolate.
I can relate to Alice in Wonderland. She just keeps randomly eating and drinking with the hope that it might magically solve her problems.
Life is fun! You should get one.
I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I love to punch in the face.
That one day of fame on Facebook because it`s your birthday.
When you`re a kid, it makes you feel proud when someone says "Wow! You`ve gotten so big since the last time I saw you!" As an adult, not so much.