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Giving my wife a bikini wax for the first time. Should I wake her up or just let it be a surprise?
Note to Denver Broncos: Marijuana is NOT a performance enhancing drug!
I just leased a 2013 lamborghini, no payments till January. Those f@kin Mayans better be right.
Drunk is when you feel sophisticated but can’t pronounce it.
What happens on online stays online, forever and ever.
I keep forgetting how bad my memory has become
My advice for pretty much anything that`s broken is "did you try and jiggle it?".
I`m scared of the pesticides on this produce, so I guess I`ll run them under cold water for half a second
The buses don`t go where you live do they.
Did you know, the designated driver is usually the guy having the most luck with the ladies.
I’m old enough to know what’s bad for me and young enough to do it.
My neighbors wifi isn`t working. Do you think they are aware and are trying to fix it, or should I go let them know?
People that use big words, but not in the right context, are just trying to be ambidextrous
I was thinking about jumping on the Patriot`s Fan bandwagon, but I am afraid that the tires would be deflated...
A recent study has found that woman who carry little extra weight live longer then the man who mention it