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Do trolls even live under bridges anymore? Or have they all relocated to the Internet?
Saying an actors performance was unbelievable is actually an insult.
How about putting that screaming kid on vibrate
Somehow, going into The Dollar Store and asking for a price check just never gets old.
We all have faults. It`s just that mine are better than yours.
Pro tip: Do not make snow angels in a dog park.
I am finally old enough to realize my father was right, but now my kids think I am wrong.
In order to get my teenagers attention I shut off the WiFi router and wait for them in the room it`s in.
I`m just like the ghostbusters, except I chase squirrels around my neighborhood with a vacuum cleaner
It`s so frustrating when your hitman doesn`t answer the phone after you`ve made amends with someone
The Teen Choice Awards air last tonight if you want to see a great reminder of why kids aren`t allowed to vote.
I don`t think we appreciate this era enough. For instance, none of us will see old photos of our moms whoring it up on Instagram.
The phrase “Ignore it and it will go away.” does NOT apply to being chased by a dozen cop cars.....trust me on this one.
The phrase "the truth shall set you free" does not apply to murder.
Every time I go to the bank I ask if they are giving out any free samples.