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It`s all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship`s kitchen.
That microwavable meal was delicious and filling! – no one ever
Someone told me that I seemed a little more classy than usual. The only thing I can think of is they somehow found out I used a Target bag instead of one from Wal Mart to line my bathroom`s wastepaper basket.
It`s kill or be killed. Or eat a sandwich. Maybe go for a light jog. Draw a picture of a duck. There are a lot of options out there.
Dear Mother Nature, I would like to cancel my monthly subscription please… Urs Sincerely, 100% OF ALL WOMEN IN THE WORLD!
Good morning to some...Hello to others...And f*uck you to the rest!!
I`m easily influenced... That`s why I try not to watch too much porn
I dreamed about you last night, and so you know; Shame on you!!
Just picked the remote up off the floor with my foot while laying on the sofa so I guess today is leg day.
If opposites truly attract, the correct life strategy is to be a complete loser.
Just saw someone eat a kit kat bar without breaking off each individual piece and now I can`t stop twitching.
I am a very very very bad influence ... In a good way.
I knew she was about to say something intelligent because she began with, "You once told me..."
Too many people complain about their looks, but not nearly enough complain about their brains.