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The most common crossfit injury is a black eye from talking about it too much.
I gave my boyfriend a glue stick instead of a Chapstick last weekend, and he`s still not talking to me!
I bought one of the "Books for Dummies" for 50% off, but I needed help to figure out what the price was.
"Mary had a little lamb. That`s had." - the wolf
If kids get money for losing teeth, what do I get for all this hair Iām losing?
I spend 90% of my time at the gym choosing the right song for my workout.
We need to DETACH from all this technology and live life in the moment. Sent from my iPhone
Pinatas are a great way to teach children that if you repeatedly beat something with a stick, eventually you`ll get what you want.
It`s hard to trust people. Even the blind prefer to be guided by dogs.
The only correct answer to the question are you sleeping is no.
A man asks a trainer in a gym - "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?" Trainer replies - "use the ATM"
Who says I can`t relate to today`s youth? I overheard a teenager saying he loved "riding on E" and I was like "I totally get it, gas is so damn expensive".
If zombies attack the world, everyone will run and hide. Except for us gamers, of course. We`ve been waiting for this all our lives!
The other night, I posted on Facebook I was going to sleep shirtless. The next day I logged on and saw 7 mosquitoes "like" this.
I have noticed that everyone who is for abortion, has already been born.