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My girlfriend thinks I`m a stalker. ..well, she`s not exactly my girlfriend yet..
I keep forgetting how bad my memory has become..
So, basically Alexa is just some know-it-all with no actual job skills.
Funny how things change with time, I used to hate spankings.. ;)
I was an adult once. Then I opened a Facebook account.
Parenting tip: if you beat one child with the other child you can tell people they were just fighting. You`re welcome
Whoever says "you need two to tango" obviously hasn`t seen me drunk.
Your so vain...you probably think this post is about you
Sometimes I wish I could officially change "Hump Day" into "Smack-A-Dumb-Bitch-In-The-Face" Day.
I don`t know if I`ve got some free time, or if I just forgot what the hell I`m supposed to be doing...
If it was the other way around, I doubt one cat would take in 23 old ladies.
It’s a good job Apple isn’t in charge of New Year. We’d all be expecting 2015 and get 2014S instead.
I just want to be perfect... Nah just kidding, I love being weird
Fun Fact about me: The drunker I get, the more karate I know.
After socializing and being nice to people all day it`s nice to sit down, drink by myself, and be an a$$hole on the Internet.