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Thought I saw a kangeroo today turned out to be a greyhound taking a dump !
Pretending to tolerate other people is exhausting.
Vegetarians live up to nine years longer. Nine horrible, tedious, meaningless, worthless, baconless, cheeseburgerless, meatless years.
Its all fun and games..until you get stuck on a level of candy crush!!!
Just gonna wait to see how long it takes this police sketch artist to realize I`m describing him.
But what if bygones want to be something else? ;)
Don`t be part of the problem. Be the ENTIRE problem.
Happy St. Patrick`s Day to the fool that gave up alcohol for Lent.
A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad.
It`s depressing to think how much more Dora the Explorer has seen and done in her life compared to mine.
What idiot called it a contraction and not a birthquake?
I got in touch with my musculine side today - laying on the couch all day, eating gross food, playing games...
I was hooked on auctions after only going once... going twice
Do you really have to breath that much?
I wonder if New York people find it weird to watch their own city being destroyed in Hollywood movies so many times..!!