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"we can still be friend" .. is like saying "The dog died, but we can still keep him"
How did human beings express empathy before the phrase "that sucks" was coined?
If I cover my phone at work with Preparation H, would it filter out the `pains in the butts` from calling?
Sure you can try and tell me what to do. Or you can keep your teeth.
Have you guys seen the new documentary about white trash? I only saw the trailer.
A bunch of us are going out for pancakes when Facebook is over, if you want to come along.
So I`m giving up drinking. Hard liquor. On Wednesdays. In June. Next year. (Maybe.)
If you work Security in a Samsung store does that make you a Guardian of the Galaxy?
Redneck Term Of Thee Day-Wisdom: "Mah bruther had him some kidney stones, but he wisdom out!"
I was called sexist today. So..i said i think ur mistaken...its pronounced sexy! LOL
“we should hang out soon” loosely translates to I’m doing everything in my power to end this stupid conversation.
Dear God, I´ve been very good today, no grumpy thoughts, no swearing and I haven´t been mean at all, but I´m about to get up now and I may need your help :)
Some of you ladies need to ease up on the makeup until we get this clown situation resolved.
When it comes to f*cking around, I don`t f*ck around.
My goal today is to turn actions into thoughts.