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When I say "It`s a long story," it doesn`t mean it`s actually a long story. It means I just don`t want to tell you.
So much of my day is just keeping myself distracted until it`s time to eat again.
I often worry that mankind is going to start World War III soley because we enjoy trilogies.
this website used to be full of funny statuses. Then the 8-year olds came in.
I`m afraid to hug fat girls....what if they`re hungry?
The trick is to not let people know how weird you really are until its too late for em to back out
People who don’t understand sarcasm are awesome.
I`m having one of those days where my middle finger is answering every question!!!
Do you ever just sit there and think “why am I not rich”?
A slug is just a divorced snail.
The only time I proof read is to see how much alcohol comes in a bottle.
North Korea no!, really, go home! now you are really drunk!
They say you are what you eat, though... I don`t recall eating a sexy beast today
I didn`t break the rules. They were broken when I got here.
There is always light at the end of the tunnel. It might be a train or a truck so dont let it hit you.