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Happy people don`t take long showers.
Doing word problems as a kid has helped me in adulthood. "Dan doesn`t have enough money for his bills, how long before he is homeless?"
I wish there was more BitStrips and photos of giraffes on my Facebook
If anyone could do it, it wouldn`t be called PROcrastination.
If I could have dinner with anyone alive or dead I would just have two dinners.
Sometimes I find myself envious of how well Waldo can hide..
Go to O`Reilly Auto Parts website and type, `121G` in the search bar.
Game of Thrones is exciting, but I think it`s important to remember that these people are fighting over a chair
Firemen, Astronauts, and Doctors are the only people who actually followed through on what they wanted to be when they grew up.
Today is opposite day. Wait...if today is opposite day and I say that it is opposite day that means today isn`t opposite day. If it isn`t opposite day then how cAn I say today is opposite dAy? I`m so confused -.-
people say nobody`s perfect..i made nobody!..
First Ebola case in USA , and the Walking Dead starts next week... brb gonna go buy a crossbow.
Sometimes I feel happy, but then the Oreos run out.
Guys just want a virgin porn star and girls just want a dangerous safe guy.
Leaving a watermelon on someone’s doorstep in the middle of night is a pretty inexpensive way to occupy a portion of their mind forever.