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Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 40 minute flute solo.
I can`t understand why women are okay that JCPenney has an older women`s clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."
A Waist Is A Terrible Thing To Mind
If you think my post are bad, you should see my choice in men.
Remember, no matter how bad a day you may be having, no matter how sh!tty a situation you may be in... I`m feeling great. So it`s all good!
Thank God I still have 20 days to achieve my goal of "going to the gym in 2013."
Do crabs think we walk sideways?
When I squeeze a tube of `whitening toothpaste` and it’s blue, I’m like, well this is off to a bad start.
My friend says to me, "What rhymes with orange?" I said, "No it doesn`t."
The Fourth of July was an annual reminder of how useless my dog would be in a war.?
I am as lazy as the guy who designed the Japanses Flag
My original account got suspended for aggressive behavior and they haven`t even seen me in bed yet.
My medic alert bracelet warns first responders that I kiss back during CPR
Card on top of gift reads `I want you wearing this tonight` only to open the gift to find NOTHING
There are two types of people in this world, those with common sense and those who have to pee on the electric fence for themselves