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A friend doesn`t question your motive, they just keep their mouth shut and dig.
Cauliflower is just broccoli ghosts.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish my ex wife would die ... That`s as far as I got.
I wish the media and politicians would stop jumping to delusions.
All women are crazy. But, if you pretend to listen to them when they talk, they will let you live.
Relax, you’re not paranoid at all. Everyone is talking about you.
What if the weather talks about us?
I wonder if dogs ever wake up in the morning and think "dear god please don`t take me jogging with you today"?
Oh, you have a brand new boyfriend? Please tell me more about how you think he`s `the one`.
Everything is legal when the cops aren`t around.
Do the other settings on the washer actually do anything?
I found a real money maker in selling homing pigeons....... So far this month I sold mine 4 times.
I used to think I was overreacting. Now I realize it was a normal reaction to an abnormal amount of bullsh!t.
Copy this and paste it in your status if you know someone, or have heard of someone who knows someone.. If you don´t know anyone, or even if you´ve heard of someone who doesn´t know anyone, then do still copy this. It´s important to spread the message. Oh and the hearts ? ? ? ? For crap´s sake, don´t forget the hearts! ? ? ? ?
We`ll be friends `til we`re old and senile ... Then we`ll be new friends.