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Admit it at some point in your life you have tried to close the fridge slowly to see when the light goes out...
My Christmas tree smells like pine, and is hanging from the shift lever in my car.
Is the CEO of Kraft also known as The Big Cheese?
All guys should learn from Mario Bros. No matter how far their princess is, they should go after her.
I don`t know, guys. The whole "play dead when a bear attacks" thing sounds suspiciously like something the bears would come up with...
Don’t look unless you’re prepared to see.
Sometimes not being in control is the most awesome feeling in the world.
I feel like there’s something missing in my life and I don’t know if it’s a person, a puppy, or just a burrito.
Neighbors just kicked me out of their shower and called the cops. Some of these pokemon go instructions are confusing. A lot of grey area...
Is it even possible to calmly walk away from a dark basement?
Hopefully because of social networking, I`ve tarnished my reputation enough for anybody to ever place me in a role of great responsibility.
Looks like I’m in the doghouse again, but I don’t know why. All I said to the wife was, “Is there anything important you want to tell me before the World Cup starts?”
OMG guys!! im so happy!! the doctors just gave me a jacket so im always hugging myself!!
I don’t care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around.
Admit it: you have all tried to rap in the shower..