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The guy that thought of wrapping other food items in bacon deserves an award.
I`m an outdoorsy kind of guy, I like to drink beer outdoors
I would like to say to all my 500+ facebook friends, that i love each and every one of you..except you number 371..your a real a@@hole!!
It is amazing how a nice pair of boobs can hide serious flaws and signs of mental illness until after you marry them!
The boss keeps talking about a company 401k ... I don`t think I can run that far
Sometimes I think of something so wrong and inappropriate that my little black heart skips a beat with delight.
E-Cigs. The great taste of water vapor, the cool look of blowing a flashlight.
My friend sent his wedding invitation from Facebook Event. I sent him a gift from Farmville.
What if in like 30 years they made a film about Leonardo DiCraprio and how he never won an Oscar…and the actor who played him got an Oscar.
People who walk down the escalator. Stop it, we have enough over achievers!
That moment when I try and be helpful to a blind man getting off the bus by saying, "watch your step"
1 in 3 Americans, weighs as much as the other 2.
Yes, I streaked once on a dare ... all the rest of the times though were just for fun
If you`re going to be original, be prepared to be copied.
Can you LIKE this status with your elbow? (no cheating)