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Just heard about the Obamacare deadline and I`m freaking out. I have so many questions. Who is Obama?
Hmmmm what should I buy myself for Valentines day.
Do you ever get bored on the internet and then grab your phone to see what the other, smaller internet is up to?
Sorry I kept stopping erratically. I was pumping SCREW YOU in Morse Code with my brake lights.
I love how music can take you to another place. For example One Direction is playing in this cafe so now I`m going to a different cafe.
If its true we`re here to help others, then what exaclty are the others here for?
If at first you don`t succeed, try drinking a shot of Vodka while you do it. You`ll be amazed of how much less you care.
Stop complaining about the rain. Cause rain makes corn and corn makes whiskey.
I really respect people that don`t drink excessively, gamble, curse, do drugs, spend excessively, act irresponsibly and stay up late. And by "respect" I mean "don`t wanna hang out with"
To-Do List : Nothing[?]
The best part about being a pathological liar is flying my helicopter to my private island.
I get the whole 3 meals a day thing but I`m confused about how many at night?
Personal trainer said we`re going to try some dips today. I brought hot salsa and tangy cheese...He hates me.
You`re one of a kind! Thank goodness...
I`m posing nude for an art class. No one asked me to. I think they`re making ceramic bowls.