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"I love Justin bieber" well I love McDonalds but you don`t see me making an account pretending to be a f*cking chicken nugget do you...
Just told the guy at the second drive-thru window that the guy at the first drive-thru window wants to fight him.
I was visited by three spirits last night, Vodka, Rum And Gin. . .
Someone told me I`m immature and need to grow up. Guess who`s not allowed in my treehouse now.
Scientists have discovered that at least 50 percent of fat people’s BMI is made up of excuses...
This lasagna recipe has been handed down in my family for generations in the hopes that someone would eventually make it.
"Who`s this clown?" - every guy about every other guy who is in a photo with a girl we like
There must be an easier way to transport long poles across canyons other than walking across a tightrope carrying one pole at a time.
Leave the past behind. Smile every day. Never wear underwear. I don`t know. Inspirational statuses are hard.
I am starting to think I will never be old enough to know better.
I`m an optimist. To me, the glass is always half alcohol.
I`m an accident looking for a place to happen!
It`s not too late to start convincing our children that the world really did end in 2012 and we`re the survivors.
When you`re a kid, dick jokes are considered adult content, but when you`re an adult, they`re considered immature.
The fact “gorilla” does not rhyme with “tortilla” infuriates me.