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what does bgif mean on a friday night ? ... boobs go in front
My salad pic. got more likes than your selfie.
If my "friends" post just two more scripture quotes on Facebook, I will have officially read the entire bible.
If I lived in England I would approach my boss on payday and say "pound me."
I`m always extra nice to the weird kid, so one day he`ll spare my life when he finally snaps.
Very excited to announce I`m on the market and actively looking for someone new to make me miserable
Did anyone else ever wonder why the Easter Bunny gave away chocolate eggs? Last I checked, bunnies don’t lay eggs. What kind of sick new species is this?
Still no news on the royal baby. One will assume its being delivered by Royal Mail
9 year olds have a Blackberry, an iPad, a laptop, & a Facebook… When I was 9, I felt cool with my new markers.
I`ll be damned if after the 5 longest minutes of my life i am going to "allow to cool in microwave for 1 minute"!
When I was a kid, I wanted to be a Pilot...but apparently I was too young.
Gee I wish I could push the envelope... But it`s stationary.
Best part of living alone...clothing optional ;)
Plumber: you have hard water. Me: you mean like ice?
Insanity workout? The fact I am even considering putting down my phone and getting off the couch is crazy enough, thanks.