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Why I stay slim? I once was forced to pay for two plane tickets, one for a person who wasn`t travelling with me. That`s why.
If I had a dollar for every time someone has told me to grow up, I could probably afford a whole arsenal of Super Soakers.
They say when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love, after marriage, it is self-defense.
Was there even food before people started posting pictures of it on Instagram?
I Wonder what Facebook Employees do to waste time at work ?
I just ate what I thought was a feta cheese crumble from my salad off my shirt. Turns out it was deodorant. So how`s your day going?
Kinda surprised I`m not an action figure by now.
You can`t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.
I like to walk around my house naked… Until my neighbors scream at me to go back inside
When in doubt, procrastinate.
lifes a laugh, start living it!
If the Dollar Store ever starts selling alcohol....drinks are on me.
Monday :`( Tuesday :-( Wednesday :- Thursday :-/ Friday :-| Saturday :-) Sunday B-)
If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.
Space heaters are the perfect housewarming gifts.