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I hate when I´m laughing & my a$$ falls off.
The early bird catches the worm. And the late bird catches one of the other trillion worms left. What`s your point?
RUN? I thought you said Rum. I quit.
Oh well, this time isn`t going to procrastinate itself.
loves driving down the road and just waving at random people like you know them!:D
On the Internet you can be anything you want ... It`s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.
For most things there’s MasterCard For everything else there’s Vodka
We all have faults. It`s just that mine are better than yours.
The Mrs said she we need a "conversation piece" in the living room. I`m thinking taco cart...
Thinking " What would happen if the whole world farted at once and a person lit a lighter?"
Learning how to break wooden boards in karate is important in case you ever get in a fight with a house.
When reality kicks in… add more booze.
Being in hot water isn`t so bad if you throw in some bubbles and a glass of champagne.
gone fishing ¸.·´¯`·.¸><((((º>
I always hit the "no receipt" button at the ATM because I don`t need that negativity in my life.