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You guys make Facebook worth it! Just kidding, we are all wasting our lives.
Would a transformer buy life insurance or car insurance?
When I see a man with long fingernails, my first thought is wizard. My second thought is virgin wizard.
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
If a Police Officer says, Anything you say will be taken down & used as evidence... Your answer should always be, Please don`t hit me again officer...
Sometimes I use big words that I don’t fully understand in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.
I`m old enough to remember being the tv remote.
If a Donkey and Zebra ever mate they`d have to call the offspring a Zonkey because Debra is already taken.
My dog just saved my life by ferociously barking at nothing outside.
I´m not cheap, but I am on special this weekend. ;)
If I get hurt playing Wii Sports, that`s still a sports injury, right?
I say if you can`t come up with anything nice to say then post it on Facebook.
I swear on this f*cking chicken I will never swear again. Oops.
I prefer to think outside the box because things can get very dark inside it.
You can not force anyone to love you ... The best you can do is stalk them and hope they give in :)