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what if the princess wants to be with bowser, but mario keeps kidnapping her
"Do not touch" must be one of the scariest things to read in braille
The amount of alcohol I would need to sleep with you would actually kill me.
I really shouldn`t have driven home from the bar last night. Especially since I walked there.
the real full form of M.B.A....Married But Available
If you really want to impress me with the year a bottle of wine was made, bring me one from 2024....
When I`m happy, I drink and when I drink, I`m happy. Win/Win!!
I like to fill my medicine cabinet with marbles before I invite people over.
I`m getting worried about this Ebola virus. I mean, I`ve got Norton but...
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite story about how you will get treated like CRAP ... until you have something someone else needs
Most people are lucky they can’t hear what I’m thinking.
They say you are what you eat. I don`t remember eating a sexy beast this morning...
Robots can do anything we set their mind to
Lisa has 750 friends on Facebook. A week later she adds 150 more to her friends list. What does she have? Answer-Big Boobs
The Olympians stories are amazing! The Ukrainian whose family was killed, the Korean who escaped slavery, the American who never had wifi.