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Do people smoke e-cigarettes after sexting?
I realized that at my income level "Wealth Management" really just means re-organizing the money in my wallet by denomination.
pudding... thats always a funny word
OH I´m sorry! I didn´t realise you were giving me a dirty look. I just thought you were ugly like that all the time!
I`ll bet Amish people look forward to Thanksgiving since it`s the only time their clothes look festive.
What’s the answer to this question?
I`m available if anyone needs me to ruin a good thing before it even starts.
I once had the desire to do something worthwhile with my life. Then I discovered naps.
I`m opening a bar called The Office. You`re welcome guys. "Be home soon sweetie, I`m at The Office"
I don`t know why I even bother chewing corn.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.
Don’t compare yourself to others, that’s when you start to lose confidence in yourself.
Iam not as THINK as you DRUNK iam!!
During the holidays people have to make a choice between enjoying the holidays or spending it with the relatives.
You can either wear granny panties OR yoga pants - not both. Pick one.