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My password is SupermanHulkThorGoku, that`s the strongest password I can think of.
The expiration date on my credit card is 4/20 and it always gets a good laugh when Im ordering pizza for delivery.
Take mentos and freeze into ice cubes. Put the ice cubes in your friend’s drink. After five minutes their drink will randomly explode.
Have we considered putting Scooby Doo and the gang on the Malaysian airplane caper?
Facebook looks so boring on the outside, but once you start using it, its like NARNIA BRO!
My mother is the strongest woman I know. You should see how far she could throw a shoe.
Did you know that doughnuts make your clothes shrink?
It`s so nice to come home and relax with Facebook after a long day at the office being on Facebook.
When someone looks over my shoulder while I`m on the computer, I open up a new tab and start searching, "HOW TO KILL THE PERSON BEHIND ME."
Just saw someone eat a kit kat bar without breaking off each individual piece and now I can`t stop twitching.
I`m tired of people assuming I`ve got a good personality because I`m ugly.
I have high blood pressure, but my dogs don`t. So, from now on I`m only getting upset about squirrels and mailmen.
Live For Today… Plan For Tomorrow… Party Tonight!
Hibernation should be a human thing too.
If two wrongs don`t make a right, try three.