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I hear Internet Explorer 10 is going to allow you to download and install Firefox up to three times faster.
Laughter is the best medicine but if you are laughing without any reason, I think you need medicine
If I ran the country, things would be a lot better ... Well, for me anyway.
Sometimes when I`m bored I crawl into a corner of my room and pretend I`m an apple.
"Turtle Power" is not an appropriate response when HR asks you how you plan to meet your objectives this year. Apparently.
It’s been close to a million years since I exaggerated about anything.
My job description does not include farting on everyone else`s office chairs but I still do it because INITIATIVE.
If I had to describe myself in one word, it would be "bad at following directions."
Walking out of a store after not buying anything and thinking, "try not to act like a criminal, try not to act like a criminal."
Today everything gets answered by the magic eight ball
This could be the best day ever… but it isn’t. Again.
I can`t relate to people who "forget to eat"
My number was 0...
Yes, my attitude could stand some improvement but my insurance does not cover those medications.
Does anybody know how to disable the autocorrect feature on my wife ?