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I hear my ex is now into orgies, or at least that`s what the Craigslist ad I just posted on her behalf said.
These last 7 hours at work are always the longest.
Things that schools worry about Drugs 1% Graduating 1% drop outs 1% the inportance of using a number 2 pencil on standardized tests 97%
I posted one little joke claiming to have won the lottery and Facebook finds me 1,347 new possible relatives.
I am going to write a book about A.D.D., because .. I love fishing. -LOL
My house looks like I`m losing a game of Jumanji.
I`ll call it a smartphone the day I yell "Where`s my phone?" and it yells "Down here! In the couch cushions!"
Let me be honest, I dont even walk a mile in my own shoes.
Life Tip: Hang out with people who make you forget to look at your phone.
Airplanes: offering you the comforts of gas station food/drinks at popular night club prices
I always dress up when I try to cook. The odds of me starting a fire are pretty high and I want to make sure I look good for the firemen.
is here. Now what are your other two wishes?
Whenever I have a panic attack, I put a brown paper bag over my mouth ... and drink all the vodka inside ... It seems to help
"I`ve had so much coffee, I got halfway to work and realized I forgot my car."
People who argue on their cell phones in public should have to do it on speakerphone so the rest of us can get both sides.