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A lot of you lose your sh!t and have some pretty epic, public meltdowns. I just wanted to say thanks.
The awkward moment when you’re that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single.
I`ve been spending so much time on Facebook, that I forgot the internet has porn.
If there`s one thing in this world that everyone can agree on it`s... "Goonies never say die!"
Its around this time each year that i just enjoy going outside and seeing my christmas lights already set up from the year before.
Have you ever wondered if God looks down at you in a humorous moment, chuckles to himself, and says "yeah I made that!"
Most people don’t act stupid – it’s the real thing.
I don`t know why I even bother chewing corn.
Be good ... or I will text Santa
Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.
For some reason, I`m an extremely secretive person. Don`t ask me why!
Cleavage is like the sun, you can look... But its dangerous to stare
That one day of fame on Facebook because it`s your birthday.
I hate to rub it in, but lotion doesn`t really work otherwise.
You know it’s a really good bar when there’s a couple outside breaking up.