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For those who do not know what ADHD can do to a person, let me expla.....oooh look i got a text message.
The real problem with this generation is that the cartoons suck.
"i wasn`t that drunk"..Dude!you tied me to a chair and bitch-slapped me,yelling "where`s Harry Potter!!"
I`d walk barefoot across an ocean of Legos for you.
Sunglasses allow you to stare at people without getting caught. It`s like facebook in real life.
When I drink alcohol.. everyone says I`m an alcoholic. But.. When I drink Fanta.. no one says I`m fantastic.
And yet another year goes by with People magazine failing to recognize my beauty.
When people I don’t know ask me what I do for a living I shout “Karma,” and punch them before running away.
Sometimes there just aren’t enough curse words.
A lot of attractive people are like nice cars with the check engine light on.
Sometimes I wonder if these old men sitting on the benches in the mall waiting on their wives to finish shopping were old when they sat down!?
Have you ever been cutting a piece of pager with scissors and worried that you might cut an atom in half and destroy the world?
The greatest fear is NOT fear itself. It’s dropping your phone in a port-a-potty!
Sometimes I just bang my head on the keyboard and hope words form.
There are weight limits on car seats, airlines, skydiving, military, horseback riding, kayaks, and bikes……how is it there are no weight limit on high heels?