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lol <- looks like a stick man drowning. lol
Beer and a 44 magnum with an everclear shot makes everything good like Nintendo
What if pay-phones are disappearing so they can keep us in the matrix?
My imaginary friend is bullying me.
If u cant live without me, why aren`t you dead yet.
My inflatable girlfriend always looks surprised when I walk into the room.
If you`re going to be stupid, don`t do it on Facebook.
I don`t care how much you like the soap. Never leave a public restroom smelling your fingers.
If your girl sets her Facebook relationship status to “Widowed”, it’s time to pack a suitcase as fast as possible.
Getting back with your ex is pretty much the same as taking a shower, getting out, and putting back on the same old dirty underwear.
Remember when the scariest thing we had to deal with was computers forgetting what year it was
All those years of getting horrible elementary school pictures was just society`s way of preparing you for your driver`s license photo.
Love is... saving money to buy her shoes!
I`ve decided!! I’m giving up my New Years resolutions for Lent.
Sometimes I think hip hop music gets a bad rap.