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So, when is this Old Enough To Know Better thing supposed to kick in?
I like to imagine that braille on random public signs often says: “How did you know this was here?”
Saying the word "awkward" in an awkward situation only makes it more awkward. Especially if you sing it.
New kitchen game: `Fridge and Cupboard Tetris`- Putting the possibility of being pummeled by a food avalanche on a whole new level of adventure.
Scream “Chrome is better than Firefox” around a group of geeks if you wanna see them argue for 2 hours.
If you think I hate you ... I probably do.
Does anyone else make transformer noises when changing sex positions? Asking for a friend.
Roses are red, violets are blue. god made me pretty,what happened to you?
If your that person that makes microwave popcorn at work, nobody likes you.
Ya .... That Supermoon was OK ..... But I was quite disappointed when I realized it didn`t even have a cape.
If I drop my food on a plane, and we change time zones at the same time, do I receive an additional hour to the 5 second rule?
When I get a headache, I take 2 aspirins and keep away from children, just like the bottle says.
am I the only one who would beat the sh!t out of someone for wearing a "forever lazy" to a tailgate?
FYI: Every Scooby Doo episode would literally be 2 minutes long, if the gang went to the mask store 1st & asked a few questions.
I hope my liquor store is having an after Christmas sale!!