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Be careful, there is also plenty of mentally unstable fish in the sea.
How come "you`re a peach" is a complement but "you`re bananas" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?
Just found a shopping list in this cart that said, "Beer, wine, crap like that", so apparently my soulmate is still out there.
"what doesnt kill u makes u smaller" -mario Lol
I don`t care about your choice in politics, religion, or taste in music... I judge you simply based on football team preference
Instead of a selfie, you should take a someone elsie.
If you could have one super power would you pick flying, invisibility, or falling asleep without questioning every decision you`ve ever made
It`s fun to chant "Bloody Mary" three times into your car`s side mirror while driving at night and watch her jog to keep up
There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be doing.
Adam didn`t take any crap from Eve. He wore the plants in that relationship
Dating tip: Men always remember the woman who vomited on them.
If we aren`t meant to have late night snacks then why is there a light in the fridge.
There are two types of people I can`t stand. Nosy people, and people who won`t tell me what`s going on.
He said he liked surprises, but when I showed up late at night dressed as a clown and knocked on his window, it`s all screaming and sh!t.
No one texts faster than a gossiping woman.