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It has been brought to my attention that those stick figure decals on vehicles are not "kill" scores, but actually suppose to represent members of the family. I will be removing all my decals to avoid any further confusion.
Iām shy at first, but once Iām comfortable with you get ready for some crazy sh!t.
Don`t blame me. You`re the one following a 41 year old man who just jumped into his bed like an Olympic athlete because scary monsters.
Just ordered a chicken and an egg off the internet to see which comes first. I`ll keep you posted.
when a girl says "whatever" what she really means "I hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, get raped by a shark, and then eaten by it
This morning I got in touch with my inner self. And that`s also the last time I`ll buy cheap toilet paper...
I tried to open a can of WhoopAss,, but it popped like a can of biscuits and scared me.
I`d have better people skills if I worked with better people.
Don`t forget to get your hurricane glasses before looking at it.
The people who make medicine clearly have no idea what fruit tastes like
Every day is St. Patrick`s Day when you`re a drunk who likes to pinch people.
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In case I drink too much and pass out for a while, Merry Christmas you guys.
Lightning is like God`s way of saying "Get out of that tree you pervert!"
All cookies are "bite size" if you believe in yourself enough.