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Mazda’s marketing slogan is “We Build Mazdas.” They decided on it after rejecting others like: “Mazdas Are Cars” and “Buy Mazdas With Money”
Ever have the experience of staring at an outfit hanging in your closet and wondering which of the personalities did the shopping that day?
What thinks the unthinkable? An itheberg.
only fights if pillows are present.
so, on a scale of one is to seven, which letter of the alphebet is your favourite colour?
I avoid online dating sites because they match you up with people who share your interests. I don`t want to go out with a weirdo.
To be honest with you, I start all my lies with to be honest with you.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who really do.
You are more likely to be bitten by a person who believes they are a shark than an actual shark.
The parents with the ugliest babies take and post the most pictures.
I always drink responsibility I make sure that someone is responsible for buying me drinks.
Facebook stalking? BAH! In my day, we used to root through people`s garbage.
There`s a pretty good chance I`ll end up being one of those senior citizens who randomly bites people...
When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer it’s “art” and “music”... but when I do it, I’m “wasted” and “have to leave Home Depot"
Remember, life isn`t about accumulating stuff. It`s about making people insanely jealous of your stuff.