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This salad is delicious, probably because it`s a donut.
I love how in movies when someone types a really embarrassing secret they always accidentally send it to the whole school, and they also coincidentally have the phone number of everyone.
New Subway rule: You must give the person in front of you a wedgie if they take more than 5 seconds to choose what kind of bread they want.
I like to take, long, romantic walks, to the fridge. <3
Crazy people are never aware of their own insanity. Iām so glad Iām not a crazy person.
If looks could kill, mirrors would be the leading cause of death among ugly people
Who ever said, "The customer is always right", clearly never worked with the public a day in their life.
When you leave store without buying anything and all you can think is `keep calm, you`re innocent`.
How does anything ever get done at the bubble wrap factory?
Slightly used Christmas tree only one month old. Paid $60. Looking for $40. No low ballers. Serious inquiries only. Come on let`s get this thing done.
you know hes a keeper when you know his facebook login and password!
You know it`s been a good night when you wake up and see bite marks on the walls...
If you can read this please let me know - because it means I blocked the wrong person.
Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.
Its Friday ... my body is in for a much-needed drinking session