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Yes, your opinion matters ... But not to me.
This beer tastes like future mistakes.
How do I like my eggs? ... Umm in a cake.
Facebook Stalker! If you just felt a sudden twinge of guilt then yes I`m talking about you.
Sweetie, if your gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty!
This salad tastes like I`m about done with my New Year`s Resolution.
There`s a sense of great satisfaction when I`m the tie breaker between `Funny` and `Not Funny` status updates.
Some of us are basically unpaid Facebook interns.
Why would you live in a place where the air hurts your face?
Remember, I`m always here if you need shoulders for your ankles to lie on.
My closet is like 15 shirts I plan to fit into again and 1 shirt I wear every day.
Energy conservation activists would get more attention if they called themselves power rangers.
So who wants to tell the person who just threw a new phone book on my porch about the internet?
When I rule the world, it will be illegal to have an opinion until you`ve proven that you are not an idiot.
My husband told me he needed more space ... So I locked him outside.