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You guys can laugh at my cargo pants all you want, but I just walked out of Taco Bell with 350 sauce packets.
So, I bought a wok to cook healthy food and I have to say, these french fries don`t taste any different.
Same sex marriage? Heck, I know couples who would be happy with a SOME sex marriage
FB friends, please let me know if you own one of those cool little Smart cars so I can unfriend you.
Word for the day is asstard
Nascar would be so more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.
Why do guys cheat on pretty girls with ugly ones...?
This is a lousy dating site.
I have no super powers. I`m guessing I`m the villain.
everyone is BEAUTIFUL in there own way--your just to UGLY to see that
The internet...turning cowards into tough guys daily.
What I lack in sex appeal I make up in staying home and drinking.
Random Fact of the Day: Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
Isn`t it weird when a cop drives by you feel paranoid instead of protected.
"Has anybody ever seen a chicken fly? No? Good, there`s nothing wrong with ya"