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Just because it`s a bad idea, doesn`t mean it`s not going to be a good time.
Your car took up two spaces, I tried to move it over with my key.
Sometimes I wanna comment on a photo on Facebook but then I don`t wanna have to explain why I`m in your `Random Party Pics 08` album at 4am.
I have decided I no longer want to be an adult. So if anyone needs me, I`ll be in my blankey fort... coloring.
WARNING!! I have character defects and I`m not afraid to use them.
Well that`s a wrap on another day where I act like I know what I`m doing.
Why is it called stealing when your WIFI is trespassing in my house?
Sarcasm is like a good game of chess. Most people don`t know how to play chess.
Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing & they live for 150 years. Lesson learned
Revenge is not in my plans. You`ll f*ck yourself on your own.
It`s always the darkest before dawn. So if you are going to steal your neighbor`s newspaper that`s the best time to do it.
I`m not saying you`re stupid; you just have bad luck when it comes to thinking.
When life gives you lemons....throw them back and yell, "I wanted cookies!"
change your birthday on facebook to today, see how many people say happy birthday for APRIL FOOLS!!!! lol
I don`t think I have enough money to find long everlasting love.