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Your outfit says you work in an office, but your shoes say it might have a pole in it
What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?
It must be hard to judge a wet t-shirt contest. I saw one recently and all the t-shirts looked equally wet.
How to make a Vodka Christmas cake. . (Made mine this morning!!!!) 1 cup sugar, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1......bottle Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit. Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be... sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to
Just saw the book "Marriage for Dummies." ... Shouldn`t there be an "is" in there somewhere?
Think before you yell at your kids. They are the ones who might have to bring you toilet paper in 20 minutes.
If no one from the future comes back to stop you, is it really that bad of an idea?
Drake isn`t even a rapper anymore. He`s an emotion, like "how are you doing today?" "idk im feeling kinda drake though"
So many people are making history right now. but me, I`m deleting history from my browser.
Why is it that people who can eat really spicy food think the rest of us give a sh!t?
Don`t think I didn`t notice that you deleted your status when no one Liked it.
If I had a dollar for every time someone has told me to "grow up," I could probably afford a whole arsenal of Super Soakers.
Bran flakes. Helping pants fit better for over 100 years.
Kissing a sleeping woman in an animated Disney movie is romantic but do it on a bus and the judge doesn`t agree.
Babies dont have parents, they have staff.