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I don`t wanna make this weird but that`s just kinda how I do things.
Computer froze? Just press all the keys.
I try and avoid picking up turtles on the side of the road. Just in case they`re in the middle of a race.
Sports commentators need to stop saying penetrate
I think today I`ll stalk my stalker, just to shake things up a little.
I don`t care how much you liked the soap - NEVER be caught smelling your fingers while walking out of a public restroom.
One of my favorite discoveries about adulthood is that there are literally no rules stopping you from eating an entire row of Oreos at once.
I could be a morning person if morning happened after 11.
Someday, I`ll live in my OWN basement!
It`s so cold outside you can see your farts.
LIKE if you talk to yourself and laugh because you’re just that hilarious.
Sometimes I have to tell myself, "It`s not worth the jail time!"
Hey micky you`re so fine, you`re so fine you blow my mind hey micky! hey micky! Admit it, you didnt read it, you sang it
Why don`t you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma
The closest I`ve come to camping was that one time when I fell asleep in the bushes outside your window with my camera.