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If people are what they eat, some people must eat a lot of stupid.
Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes and lottery tickets, are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?
The problem with working from home is the absence of sexual harassment.
It only takes 2 ingredients to make a baby. Does that not blow your mind. Like at least there should be some flour or something.
Christmas is all about getting your entire dysfunctional family under one roof, hoping the cops don`t get called and nobody gets arrested.
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"2, 4, 6, 8!! Ride my face let`s fornicate!!!" And with that, HR banished me from all future employee picnics.
I`m tired of people assuming I`ve got a good personality because I`m ugly.
I`ve been told I`m doing exceedingly well in my exaggeration therapy class, I think it`s because I`ve been giving it 180 percent.
I just "borrowed" my neighbors nissan frontier, they make that trick look easier on the commercial
I like it when everyone posts on Facebook what they are cooking for diner...it makes my decision on who to drop in on so much easier.
They say milk is good for your teeth..you know what else is good for your teeth..minding your own damn buisness
They say you need to listen to what your body is telling you. But mine just points and laughs.
My 5 year plan includes purchasing a Slurpee machine.
I read that India launched a rocket to Mars the other day. That seems like a strange place to put a call center?