Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
A lot of people do not realize that the actor who played Wilson in Castaway is the same actor from the volleyball scene in Top Gun.
If Monday had a face, I´d punch it.
Do you ever get up in the morning and look in the mirror and say, "that can`t be right"?
I try to live by two rules: 1. Don’t make fun of stupid people (they cant help it) 2. Don’t be stupid (people will make fun of you)
There`s a word for people like you ... "leave"
If you ever hear me say that I missed you it`s only because I have bad aim.
If I’ve learned anything from Game of Thrones it’s that I need a wolf.
A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad.
If you`re having second thoughts, you`re 2 ahead of most people.
It`s really crazy that you don`t hear a round of applause every time you order a salad.
I solve all my problems by creating three new ones as distractions.
Why would I dance like nobody`s watching? People need to see this.
I`ve been hiding from exercise ... I`m in the fitness protection program.
Being alone with my thoughts can be quite boring unless alcohol is involved
FUN FACT: If you take all of the marshmellows out of a box of Lucky Chrams, you`ll have a bag of Purina Cat Chow