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Yeah, you go ahead and climb that mountain "because it`s there", I am going to eat this Pizza "because it`s here"................................
Highschool Reunion? What for ? I`m on Facebook. I already know who got fat.
I`ve started to make a fresh start in 2015, so if I owe you money, too bad.
my boss told me to start the presentation with a joke,so I showed my payslip.
If you lack motivation, get on treadmill naked in front of mirror.
Goodnight, good people - and nite nite to the naughty ones too!
Sex Ed should require them to listen to a crying baby for 5 hours, and to watch the same episode of a cartoon over and over again.
I like to say "Do I smell popcorn?" right after I fart ..that way everyone quickly takes a deep breathe.
I wish I was as skinny as I was the first time I thought I was fat.
The 21st century: When deleting history is more important than making it.
There are two rules to success in life - 1. Don`t tell people everything you know
You know one thing i really like about you is that you dont like anything about me.
I always found it a little counter productive when the teacher would say "Don`t get smart with me!"
I have decided to give up procrastinating for Lent ... oh, crap.
You ever notice “q”, “p”, “b” and “d” is the same letter but with a different angle.