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I feel bad for lions at zoos. How would you feel if a bunch of pizzas came to your house, took your picture, and you couldn`t even eat them.
You never know what you are missing,until you clean your room.
If someone says you used too much butter or cheese on something, stop talking to them. You don`t need that kind of negativity
Matchbooks exist just to be clues in detective movies.
I’ve been waiting for this moment ever since I got up… goodnight!
"..::. :.:.. ::...: .:. :.:: ::.: ..::. :: ::.:..." - Stevie Wonder-
WARNING!! I have character defects and I`m not afraid to use them.
The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake it then you`ve got it made!
I`m going to stand outside, so if anyone asks I am outstanding.
I used to eat natural food, until I heard people were dying of natural causes
I want to delete a bunch statuses, so if you guys could just message me your passwords that`d be great.
Sometimes I wish people would just bring donuts to work instead of drama.
Surprise your wife today. Sell all her shoes and buy something nice for yourself.
The point is... Is Imma hug you like a panda nd you`re gunna like it.!(:
Filling out a job application. Under "Military Experience" I put that I once went commando for 4 days in a row.